This made me laugh very loudly:

[pyrsandponies]

Gemini (May 21-June 20)
You're running around like you've got an outboard motor on your butt. You're busy! And somehow you're making it even busier. You want to be all things to all people today. That's okay. Just don't make promises you can't keep. (It's easy to promise more than you can deliver today.)

Comments

[blue71canoe.livejournal.com]

An outboard motor on your butt? That's pretty damned visual and quite hilarious!

[raithen.livejournal.com]

It is of course, entirely possible that I was making little putt putt noises as I ran about doing stuff after reading this entry. But if anyone mentions it, I would deny it. *snerk*

[chiara607.livejournal.com]

I need an outboard motor for my butt. Where do you find those?

(Also, I wonder if this is why I've been on an insane cleaning binge all day...)