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FAIRY TALE

nce upon a time there has a young TRICK RIDER named VALENTINE. He was SOUNDLY GALLOPING in the EAGER forest when he met LARGE PATRICK, a run-away TRAINER from the FAST Queen PENELOPE.

VALENTINE could see that LARGE PATRICK was hungry so he reached into his SADDLE BAGS and give him his WET TRAIL MIX. LARGE PATRICK was thankful for VALENTINE's TRAIL MIX, so he told VALENTINE a very EMBITTERED story about Queen PENELOPE's daughter PERDITA. How her mother, the FAST Queen PENELOPE, kept her locked away in a STABLE protected by a gigantic HORSE, because PERDITA was so INCONSPICUOUS.

VALENTINE TROTTED. He vowed to LARGE PATRICK the TRAINER that he would save the INCONSPICUOUS PERDITA. He would SLEEP the HORSE, and take PERDITA far away from her eveil mother, the FAST Queen PENELOPE, and CANTER her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a GRASSY FLOOD and LARGE PATRICK the TRAINER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic HORSE from his story. FAST Queen PENELOPE SAT out from behind a SADDLE and struck VALENTINE dead. In the far off STABLE you could hear a WHINNY.